Don't Try This At Home!


Two gallons (about 16 pounds) of milk are not just comfortable hanging from the Tug Ahoy Foreskin Restoration Device, but they feel really good!

It might seem that anything that can grip this tightly must be uncomfortable.  But the surprising thing about the simple, ingenious mechanism underlying the Tug Ahoy is that when you first apply the device, there is no gripping pressure at all.  Then, amazingly, as you pull harder on the Tug Ahoy, it grips proportionately more tightly, so that, even with 16 pounds of load, it holds securely.

(This is intended for illustration purposes only.  This might not work for some people, and no more than a few pounds of tension is recommended for routine use.  With16 pounds of tension, the device becomes uncomfortable after about 30 minutes.)


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